Uninspired Poetry 10: The Film Edition - part 2

Bend It Like Beckham
Bend it like Beckham!
Mum thinks she's a lesbian.
Turns out she isn't.

Pirates of the Caribbean
Some enchanted coins.
Some enchanted skeletons.
Where has the rum gone?

Atonement
Young girl tells a lie.
Keira wears fancy dresses.
Tube floods and she dies.