Friday, June 07, 2013

Uninspired Poetry 9: The Film Edition

The Mummy

Corny one-liners.

Evil man snaked in the face.

Flesh eating beetles.

Scream 4

Webcam murderers.
Courtney Cox’s pillow face.

Dim bints run in heels.

Mean Girls

Oh my God; so fetch!
The limit does not exist.

Bitch hit by a bus.

Inglorious Bastards
"I want me some scalps."
Brad Pitt does a bad accent.
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

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