The Frustrated Parent Haiku

"Let it go! Let it-"
Oh shut the fuck up, Elsa.
Turn this bullshit off.

Uninspired Poetry 14

Dearest Hayfever,
One does find it hard to breath.
Kindly do fuck off.

Uninspired Poetry 13

"Fire!

It's dangerous

and it can spread quickly!"

Said Mr St John Ambulance.

He's dead.

Uninspired poetry 12

Bright lights - white lights flash

as conversed clad feet appear.

The crowd roar and dance.

Uninspired Poetry 11

Electricity.

We're connected always by

the red string of fate.

Uninspired Poetry 10: The Film Edition - part 2

Bend It Like Beckham
Bend it like Beckham!
Mum thinks she's a lesbian.
Turns out she isn't.

Pirates of the Caribbean
Some enchanted coins.
Some enchanted skeletons.
Where has the rum gone?

Atonement
Young girl tells a lie.
Keira wears fancy dresses.
Tube floods and she dies.

Taken

This is an old flash fiction piece that I wrote and entered into a competition, which I completely forgot about until having a clear out of my word documents last night.

Taken

Her bare feet brush the patchwork of grass and soil beneath her: a slender figure swaying in the breeze, a dark shadow against the fiery orange of the setting sky. Later they will hear the angst riddled guitars that screech through her headphones and blame these unknown beings for taking her too soon.  Much too late, they will uncover the scars that her body bares while He sheds crocodile tears beside her grave.